Best Geek jokes collection

Just out of the box - presenting a few geek jokes collection to make this Sunday a bit geeky !


To start with – “ There are only 10 kinds of people reading this post. Those who understand the geek jokes and those who don’t!” [a modified #BinaryJoke].


Did you hear about the Coder that got stuck in his shower for a week?
The instructions on his shampoo said: Lather, rinse, repeat.


Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Answer: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
[remember the octal and decimal number systems ?]


Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”
“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”


To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.


Q: "What is the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"
A: Inheritance


Girlfriend: Honey, I cant open this jar
Geek Boyfriend: Try reinstalling java


An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, the fourth an eighth, and so on.

The bartender looks at the line going out the door,turns to the line and says "you guys suck!".

Then he pours two beers and walks away.

[A bit of mathematics above… remember the geometric progression ?]


What is recursion ? Click this link (Google teaches you)


A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?”

The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, ‘You can have anything you want’.”

The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”

Sources of more such jokes : slashdot | stackoverflow | Quora

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